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[size=4]Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."
Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."
（这里我简单翻译一下：
儿子：爸，我要写一份报告，但我不知道“政治”是什么意思？
父亲：好，让我们以我们家做例子。我是我们家的收入来源，所以称我为“资本主义”。你妈是管钱的，所以称她为“政府”。我们要照顾你的需要，所以称你为“人民”。我们的女佣人为“劳动阶级”，你的小兄弟是“未来”。儿子，你现在懂了吗？
儿子：我还是不很懂，爸。但我会多想一下。
到了晚上，儿子被他弟弟的哭声吵醒，所以他出去看看。他发现他弟弟拉屎了，与是跑去他父母的房，但是妈妈睡着了。然后他去女佣人的房，从钥匙孔看到他爸跟女佣人在床上XX。但是他的敲门声没引起他爸和女佣人的注意。最后小男孩回到他房间继续睡觉。第二天，他给他爸报告。
儿子：爸，看来我终于知道“政治”是什么。
父亲：很好，孩子。那你可以用你的话来解释一下吗？
儿子：好，老爸。当“资本主义”在压迫“劳动阶级”的时候，“政府”已经睡着了。“人民”完全被忽视，而我们的“未来”全布满了屎。）

中文版
老师要同学写一篇有关国家 , 党 , 社会和人民的作文。小明不理解这些詞的含意

老爸 :" 国家是最大的 , 就像你奶奶一样 。 党是最有权利的 , 是一家之主 , 就像我一样。社会就是为党和国家干活的，还得听党的话，就像你妈妈。而人民是最小的，说什么也没人听，就像你这个样子。 "

晚上小明想写作文，可还是不明白哪些詞的意思，就去找奶奶问一下子，可是奶奶已睡觉了。就只好找他老爸，那里知到这个时候他老爸和老妈正在做住床上运动，他老爸一看小明来到就给两个耳光，给打出房外，小明没办法，只好哭着返房写作文。　

全文如下 :
国家已沉睡 , 党在玩社会 , 社会在呻吟 , 人民在流泪 , 无法再入睡。[/size]

[[i] 本帖最后由 麦当劳 于 2007-12-9 20:11 编辑 [/i]]

太多了...没耐心看下去了....

灭哈哈哈哈哈..............
笑了

国外版的比较搞笑些~~~~~~~~

看完之后感觉英文水平上升。。。

passing by
确实长了点

english...i don;t want to read it